Adele’s new billet

I read in the Daily Mail newspaper that the singer Adele is now living in a ten-bedroomed mansion in West Sussex. While I wish her joy of her swimming pools, ballroom and marble washbasins, I am shocked to discover that she is merely renting. She may be only 23, but someone should take her aside and explain that property ownership is key  – not only because of its investment potential but also because you will otherwise be excluded from all sensible conversation round the dinner table.

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